There are two rules here:

1. Post anything you damn well please.
2. Have an open mind. My mind is a cacophony of concepts shallow and deep. You cannot predict what i will do next. My interests range from the simple to the bizarre.

Abuse will be treated with scorn and a kick in the arse. Of me or anyone else here.

If you want to see as much as possible, Get in here so I can add you as a friend, or add me. If your profile is lacking visible age or your journal is basically inactive, i won't add you back, no matter how many times you ask.

I have started a new job at a new place called the red Eye Bar on Carlisle St. It is part of a backpackers and so has an interesting clientale. They have free champagne for ladies on Thursday nights (apparently unlimited). Monday is a pool comp night, with one pool table. Tuesday is a quiz night with $8 Jugs, and $4 Vodka and bourbon all night. Wednesday is 'blind dating' with 2-4-1 Daquaris & Tooheys Extra Dry. Thursday is Ladies night with free champagne for all ladies, or anyone dressed as one. It's their busiest night. Friday they have a DJ and 3 Vodka cruisers for $12, as well as fat Frog jugs for $12. Saturday they have amateur DJs and $2.50 drinks. Sunday is a request night with $3 drinks all night.

My nights are Thursday, Friday and Saturday. I am hoping to get 10 days on, 4 days off with the employer I am with. The 4 days would be going up to Wangaratta. The days not at the club would be on Building sites, and are negotiable nights. I hope to try and be online a bit more now that things are settled. I finally got my new security licence too. Valid for 3 years, one of which I plan to be in the country at the most.

Today I went and saw KAK. Got a little video of her and me.

Then spoke with Bert Newton's make up dude. that makes two people there who have singled me out with positive intent. Ed Phillips and Pete Smith know who I am too. Why am I saying names? Public figures and public positions. If i was at a sex party with them I would not say their names. Nor if I went to the opera with them. Unless it was a public affair of course.

And later, a friend in adelaide asked me to be in her film next year.

I have now set most of the prior entries of this Journal to be hidden. If you want to read them, then reply in this thread so I can add you as a Friend. It's just to neaten things up. I'm not trying to be evasive. Nothing wrong with wanting to know who is here reading, and holding the keys to it all...

I have an offer of a security job at the Belgian Beer Cafe on St Kilda rd on Friday (5pm) and saturday (8.30pm). This is the first security job I have had since I got my licence in december 2000. Why nothing sooner? Go and read my Autobiography on my site (in the about me section). I moved soon after getting it, then spent the next 2.5 years on my dad's farm, and followed that with a further 2.5 years based in Norway. I have only been back in Oz since July, and have been uncertain whether or not I could legally work on it. I was misinformed, and when i found out last week that I could indeed work, I made enquiries about work. The second one I called is the job that starts friday.

Now if I ever find the person at licensing who told me I needed to get the information about the incident and judgemnt in norway before I could work, I'm gonna scream in their face, or something. I could have been making more money when we were here visiting, and since I was returned.

Just letting you know I have updated my website. The entire 'About Me' section is now fully restored. Which means I have updated or added about 40 pages. I still need to edit some pages of it, but it is largely presentable, I think. And I am fairly certain that all the links now work.

I tried to catch up with my cousin. The one that my wife ran to when Mum told her to rack off. He still refuses to talk to me. Even when I said I had no interest in talking about that shit. It's been months since she was staying with them, slandering me. Way back at the start of APRIL! And still he won't talk to me. After I went away from him I stopped cycling and had the following SMS dialogue with my wife (succubus). This is the first dialogue we have had in a long time, and I sent the SMS because of what happened with my cousin, and because she had made the most recent contact. I seem to have lost her part, so I have done it from memory (stupid LG Phone Manager). This is all from about 24 hours ago:

ME:
Succubus, you will pay for turning my own family against me. You are evil. You are sick. You need professional help or to be put down like the rabid dog you are.FU
HER:
(That's a death threat and a breach of the contact order. the police have been informed).
ME:
No it wasn't. Simply saying i wish you dead is not a threat. And it is not a breach of anything for me to contact you, since you contacted me by adding me to your icq. The contact order works both ways too, witch. You can't talk to me either! Now fuck off and die so i don't have to divorce you too. (as in 'in addition to everything else')
HER:
(Trillian added you. The police have been informed and this will go to court) (the trillian bit is a lie)
ME:
Saying you'll pay for your actions and wishing you dead or in therapy is a death threat? Bull. But if not, $ee u in court, my corpse bride. May 3x3 get you soon
HER:
(no response)
ME (to empasise the point that I do not intend her harm I only wish it upon her):
You will suffer thrice what i have because of you. You tried to kill me. You turned adam against me. For these things og mer you'll suffer. Nature. Not my hand.

Wiccan Lore (Rule of Three) states that both the good and the evil that one creates in the world will be returned threefold (in joy or suffering). It is therefore seen as a pragmatic reason for ethical behaviour and compliance with the Wiccan Rede. In other religions, it is comparable to karma and the golden rule. This is the basis for which I say to her 'You will pay for what you have done' and not any klind of plans for her to be execvuted gangland style. For a start we have the same beliefe about threefold, and secondly I would sooner have her nailed to a stake and burnt in the town square for the black witch she is. But given threefold, and the law, I leave her to the fates.

I have SMS'ed her again and asked for a copy of her messages for the police. Those dialogues may have also made me a bit more open to cracking last night. (see here, friend)

How the hell did I do the above thingy? I con't find the bloody thing anywhere...

My own creation. I am part of a phone community called Kink Kommunity, who recently had (or have) an idol competition. Some of us decided to throw in some metal .. and to that end, I made these lyrics. Should you wish to use these, I want royaltie$ and credits.

Unreachable
©	Nobody can reach Me Nobody can touch Me Nobody can save Me I am Alone I Am Alone Fuck off with your White Knight Syndrome .... I am beyond your abilities Your are nothing but A psychological tease .... With your Help With your Insight You give me nothing But a Reason to Fight	©
©	First copyright 2006 by Lord Phorse @ LordPhorse.com	©

... these were first posted in another journal of mine last week....

Say and so what you like, so long as you are a friend of mine

I aim to screen all non friend comments, so as to stop the anon assholes. Other than that, you can say and spew what you like. Just make sure you don't step on any of my snakes, spiders or dragons that are running about the place trying to eat each other or avoid the predation by the crows & hawks above your head.

Yea, some idea for layout I have ....